Employment Comic Fan Gifts

The job carries 'salary but no health cover' or 'health cover but no salary.'

"Thor! I am Thor! Ha. Just kidding. I'm Tom the Seagull."

McMorkim's Cheeses Security A gang of mice wheeling in a giant mousetrap with Pizza and Beer as bait to a Security Guard's post hoping to gain access to a cheese Factory if the Guard is trapped.

"Look! No hands!"

Early photobombing

God putting the finishing touches to the Pug.

"Are there treats? Just grab the treats and get outta there!"

Mother Nature's Wild Ride 2007.

"You can either make a pledge or join us in this weekend's Barkathon."

Suffering from Cooties?

"I sometimes think you're the only one who listens to me."

'You never compliment me when it's tidy so I figured you wouldn't notice when it's a tip!'

'Whoooa,MAN,check out this STORM! It's PELTING down!'

Adam names the animals (He puts sticky notes on them saying Shaz, Dave, Trish etc).

'I swear by my spell checker. I have a mental block for spelling. Even 'Hooqued on Foniks' didn't help.'

"So last Christmas it was those Cabbage Patch Kids."

Alphabet soup gets cold for slow readers.

'Hah! The joke's on you — I already thought up a second opinion!'

Newton had actually discovered gravity at a family dinner in his early childhood.

"Well, Comstock, still regret putting our profits back into research?"

Cat Panels. Cats soak up sun on rooftop like solar panels.

Knight in armor is using his jousting pole as a selfie stick.

Naked Mole Rat

'I'm sorry, your cheese has not matured enough!'

Herding lava back to the fire pit.

Batman O' War

I'm not sure which, but he's just invented either writing or vandalism. (Published originally on Feb. 11, 2011.)

Route 666

'No, no, no, Rapunzel. You hair, your hair! Not your bloody hare...'

'Why did Moses wander in the desert for forty years?'

'Natalie, would you please bring me the buzzword du jour?'

"Any squirrels?" "Nope... two rabbits, a chipmunk, and a little girl picking her nose."

"Call me!"

Dog In Your Face Comics

"I think I see a miscreant in the carpark. There's no time to call the police I must deal with it myself."