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The job carries 'salary but no health cover' or 'health cover but no salary.'

"Thor! I am Thor! Ha. Just kidding. I'm Tom the Seagull."

Early photobombing

McMorkim's Cheeses Security A gang of mice wheeling in a giant mousetrap with Pizza and Beer as bait to a Security Guard's post hoping to gain access to a cheese Factory if the Guard is trapped.

God putting the finishing touches to the Pug.

"Look! No hands!"

'You never compliment me when it's tidy so I figured you wouldn't notice when it's a tip!'

'Whoooa,MAN,check out this STORM! It's PELTING down!'

"You can either make a pledge or join us in this weekend's Barkathon."

"Are there treats? Just grab the treats and get outta there!"

Suffering from Cooties?

Mother Nature's Wild Ride 2007.

Adam names the animals (He puts sticky notes on them saying Shaz, Dave, Trish etc).

'I swear by my spell checker. I have a mental block for spelling. Even 'Hooqued on Foniks' didn't help.'

Alphabet soup gets cold for slow readers.

"So last Christmas it was those Cabbage Patch Kids."

'Hah! The joke's on you — I already thought up a second opinion!'

"Well, Comstock, still regret putting our profits back into research?"

Newton had actually discovered gravity at a family dinner in his early childhood.

Cat Panels. Cats soak up sun on rooftop like solar panels.

Knight in armor is using his jousting pole as a selfie stick.

'I'm sorry, your cheese has not matured enough!'

Herding lava back to the fire pit.

Naked Mole Rat

Route 666

'No, no, no, Rapunzel. You hair, your hair! Not your bloody hare...'

'Natalie, would you please bring me the buzzword du jour?'

'Why did Moses wander in the desert for forty years?'

"Any squirrels?" "Nope... two rabbits, a chipmunk, and a little girl picking her nose."

'A Quarter-Tonner, please.'

"Call me!"

"I think I see a miscreant in the carpark. There's no time to call the police I must deal with it myself."

Dog In Your Face Comics