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"We're closing this department and replacing you with a mobile dating app."

'I'm promoting you to project coordinator because you seem to have an overall view of things.'

Alien embryo growing in earth.

"Sorry, the sound of your chewing sends me into a rage."

"I appreciate the effort Carl, but I don't think you understand the swarm concept."

A Crash-test Dummy child about to have a ride on a car crash test ride in a shopping centre mall.

"Yeah, the Jekyll and Hyde thing is weird, but if I play it right, I get fed twice."

'Adam, you left the toilet rock up again!'

'Your resume seems in order, Mr. Lupo, but would you explain exactly why you want to work here> Mr. Lupo...?

'Natalie, would you please bring me the buzzword du jour?'

'I've got an exciting new assignment for you. You're going to share one salary.'

The president of a company see a sign: While you were out we hit the lottery!

"Goodbye, Cruikshank. We leave you to contemplate the wisdom of messing with big dog!"

"You have a killer resume, Phil, but unfortunately, we have all the dead wood we need right now."

"Honestly, I thought you were a metaphor."

"I may need you to take the fall for the Swanson mess. So, goeth with pride."

'And this is the computer that sends out our final demands.'

"I think I see a miscreant in the carpark. There's no time to call the police I must deal with it myself."

"I've been thinking, but I'm going to stop."

"We're still the same, great company we've always been, only we've ceased to exist."

'I'm on the way to a meeting. Go back to whatever you weren't doing.'

'Under blood type, sir, could you be a little more specific than blue?'

Group of people.

'I wanted you in a position where I felt you could grow.'

'You do a fine job guarding the place, we just need you to shed less.'

Unfortunately, Lyle had already sent nasty e-mails to his boss, three vice-presidents and the CEO.

If there is a postive response, say it was my idea

'Another sick note from your employer !'

'I talk the talk but I don't walk the walk.'

'Its simple: we're the nanotechnology department.'

'Mind if I head off a little early today?'

'I have to make your life miserable. I'm in management.'

"It's your turn to change him."

"Come out, Snivers, it's a decent enough redundancy package."

"No, sir, they don't come with the cubicle—you have to order the cubicle separately."