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"We're closing this department and replacing you with a mobile dating app."

'I'm promoting you to project coordinator because you seem to have an overall view of things.'

Alien embryo growing in earth.

"Sorry, the sound of your chewing sends me into a rage."

"I appreciate the effort Carl, but I don't think you understand the swarm concept."

'Adam, you left the toilet rock up again!'

A Crash-test Dummy child about to have a ride on a car crash test ride in a shopping centre mall.

"Yeah, the Jekyll and Hyde thing is weird, but if I play it right, I get fed twice."

'Your resume seems in order, Mr. Lupo, but would you explain exactly why you want to work here> Mr. Lupo...?

'Natalie, would you please bring me the buzzword du jour?'

"Goodbye, Cruikshank. We leave you to contemplate the wisdom of messing with big dog!"

'I've got an exciting new assignment for you. You're going to share one salary.'

"You have a killer resume, Phil, but unfortunately, we have all the dead wood we need right now."

"I think I see a miscreant in the carpark. There's no time to call the police I must deal with it myself."

"I may need you to take the fall for the Swanson mess. So, goeth with pride."

"I've been thinking, but I'm going to stop."

The president of a company see a sign: While you were out we hit the lottery!

"Honestly, I thought you were a metaphor."

'And this is the computer that sends out our final demands.'

"We're still the same, great company we've always been, only we've ceased to exist."

Group of people.

'Under blood type, sir, could you be a little more specific than blue?'

'I'm on the way to a meeting. Go back to whatever you weren't doing.'

'I wanted you in a position where I felt you could grow.'

'You do a fine job guarding the place, we just need you to shed less.'

If there is a postive response, say it was my idea

Unfortunately, Lyle had already sent nasty e-mails to his boss, three vice-presidents and the CEO.

'I talk the talk but I don't walk the walk.'

'Another sick note from your employer !'

'Its simple: we're the nanotechnology department.'

'Mind if I head off a little early today?'

'I have to make your life miserable. I'm in management.'

"Come out, Snivers, it's a decent enough redundancy package."

"The boss went undercover and got fired the very first day!"

'Just because I'm Overpaid doesn't mean You're Underpaid.'