Workplace Comic Enthusiasts Pillows

"Do you know it's a tell tale sign of stress when you withdrawn from your colleagues?"

'It's called 'cause and effect.' I pound this log and Tarzan goes bananas.'

The mysterious Sherlock Holmes - 'Is he wearing his cap backwards or forwards?'

'NO, it DOESN'T come on DISC!'

"'Tis but a scratch — in America, I'd still have to go in for work today."

'Your resume seems in order, Mr. Lupo, but would you explain exactly why you want to work here> Mr. Lupo...?

'Natalie, would you please bring me the buzzword du jour?'

"I think I see a miscreant in the carpark. There's no time to call the police I must deal with it myself."

"I absolutely guarantee your workloads will not increase."

"Goodbye, Cruikshank. We leave you to contemplate the wisdom of messing with big dog!"

"I've been thinking, but I'm going to stop."

"We're still the same, great company we've always been, only we've ceased to exist."

"Hey samson, nice man bun."

'I forgot to cancel the milk!'

'What is the meaning of poorly attended staff meetings.'

Group of people.

'Let's get a kitty.'

'I wanted you in a position where I felt you could grow.'

If there is a postive response, say it was my idea

Office Politics Superstore.

'Another sick note from your employer !'

'My assistant will show you the ropes.'

"Come out, Snivers, it's a decent enough redundancy package."

"No, sir, they don't come with the cubicle—you have to order the cubicle separately."

"The boss went undercover and got fired the very first day!"

Warlord

"My homework? It was super easy today. I drew a dragon and daddy did Math."

"Of course I'm proud to work here... Why do you ask?

"I started in the Lab and worked my way up."

'Maybe the stuff stinks.'

'It's not that I don't appreciate the work you do for us, it's just that nobody does.'

Lemon Flavored Water (Instead of Raises)

On reflection I think I could have coped with just 340 degree feedback.

"You are adequately qualified, Mr. Harris, but I'm afraid I'll be hiring somebody else as I don't think I can stand looking at your stupid little face all day long."

'For the sake of convenience everybody just calls me Joe.'