'Ms Jenkins, please inform the 3rd floor I've decided to fire them. And tell floors 4, 7 and 9 that they're next if they don't get it in gear.'
Workplace Comic Lover Pillows
Add a humorous touch to their space with our workplace comic pillows, perfect for livening up desks or comfy spots at home with a bit of wit.
"Miss Topple...am I downsizing or rightsizing this morning?"
"I'm not cut out for this job."
"All I said to her was - you ought to remove the cause of your stress!"
'Is this the one with the fault?'
I'm reporting you for discriminating against tall people!
"I'm not saying I don't have any faith in you...but, if you were a stock, I'd short you."
'They treat me like a dog around here.'
I hope you'll enjoy your retirement as much as I will.
"I already have a co-worker replacement."
"Let me begin by saying it's been nice knowing you, Hibblemeyer."
"'I don't want war'. . . well, wither our translation program is broke or this president has a strange kind of humor!"
International Women's Day
...and then I...wait....What's that?? Whoa! We're on a spaceship! This is fun! Hey! What's this button do? Can I pull this lever? Are we there yet? Take a selfie with us? Do we get snacks? Can I drive? Are we there yet? Something we said? Just imagine if we'd been obnoxious!
I'm going to practice on you before I start managing other people.
Moses separating his Laundry.
"Now that's what I call customer service!"
No-Work Orange
"We're keeping you overnight because the nurses love you!"
"I'm not here to slay you. I'm here to talk to you about diversifying your investment portfolio."
'You just don't know when to give up, do you?'
'I'm promoting you to project coordinator because you seem to have an overall view of things.'
"Have you been playing dice?"
'Hang on a minute: What does 'IVF' mean?!'
"The Hound of the Baskervilles, Watson--I took him walkies!"
Password Error: Snow White and the seven dwarfs not recognised as eight characters.
Window Treatment
The Food Chain
'I think your father's had one of his big ideas...'
"Bleeeee! It's plastic."
"...so it appears we were talking to his butt that entire time."
"If you let down your guard, I'll walk over the moat."
"So what makes you think you're qualified for this job?"
This condition could be hereditary - does stupidity run in your family?
'I wonder why scuba divers always fall backwards off their boats.'
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Workplace Comic Lover Mugs
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Workplace Comic Lover Prints
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