Workplace Cartoon Fan Pillows

'How good are you at throwing money?'

'I'm promoting you to project coordinator because you seem to have an overall view of things.'

"In accordance with our new 'sharing of responsibilities initiative,' you'll all be responsible for getting my coffee." i

"I appreciate the effort Carl, but I don't think you understand the swarm concept."

"Greetings, Earthling - Are you a worker or a drone?"

Pizza time.

'I've got an exciting new assignment for you. You're going to share one salary.'

"This just in — I no longer have a job."

"While you were out, Mr. Sundberg, the little hand went from the one to the three."

"You have a killer resume, Phil, but unfortunately, we have all the dead wood we need right now."

"Goodbye, Cruikshank. We leave you to contemplate the wisdom of messing with big dog!"

"Some idiot spread the rumour that the boss had called in sick! Now look what's happened to the tobacco and coffee stocks!"

"I may need you to take the fall for the Swanson mess. So, goeth with pride."

The president of a company see a sign: While you were out we hit the lottery!

Giving feedback is a complex process.

'You've been with the company for 20 years Harvey, you make an excellent wage, get 4 weeks paid vacation... I'm going to have to let you go.'

'You're not being fired Jenkins. It's just that all our colleagues have booted you out of the company.'

...your sales are rather anemic

'The good news is we're not laying you off. The bad news is we want you to take a 20-year lunch break without pay.'

"Look at them over there, looking all smug with their clients and accounts and stuff."

'I'm on the way to a meeting. Go back to whatever you weren't doing.'

Unfortunately, Lyle had already sent nasty e-mails to his boss, three vice-presidents and the CEO.

If there is a postive response, say it was my idea

'I talk the talk but I don't walk the walk.'

'Mind if I head off a little early today?'

'I have to make your life miserable. I'm in management.'

Acme Graph Company.

'I know you can make this project go. That's why I call you 'The Magic Motor'.'

'Actually, I haven't done any work for a month due to technical difficulties.'

'How about that? -- Lady Godiva got a bouffant!'

"So what kind of mood is he in?"

"The boss went undercover and got fired the very first day!"

Now Hiring, 'I was about to ask him if he could work without supervision, when he just wandered away!'

"Come out, Snivers, it's a decent enough redundancy package."

'Just because I'm Overpaid doesn't mean You're Underpaid.'