Employment Cartoon Lovers Gifts

"Sorry. We don't need anyone at the moment."

"In accordance with our new 'sharing of responsibilities initiative,' you'll all be responsible for getting my coffee." i

'I know you're the heart of the organization, but we're getting a transplant.'

Pizza time.

"Some idiot spread the rumour that the boss had called in sick! Now look what's happened to the tobacco and coffee stocks!"

"Goodbye, Cruikshank. We leave you to contemplate the wisdom of messing with big dog!"

"While you were out, Mr. Sundberg, the little hand went from the one to the three."

'You've been with the company for 20 years Harvey, you make an excellent wage, get 4 weeks paid vacation... I'm going to have to let you go.'

As a reformed gunfight, Big Jake vowed never again to use an iron

...your sales are rather anemic

If there is a postive response, say it was my idea

Office Politics Superstore.

"The boss went undercover and got fired the very first day!"

Postman walking away from mailbox after putting mail in. Sounds of it eating can be heard.

Acme Graph Company.

"Come out, Snivers, it's a decent enough redundancy package."

"The pay will be commensurate with your ability to pull the wool over my eyes."

'It's not that I don't appreciate the work you do for us, it's just that nobody does.'

Lemon Flavored Water (Instead of Raises)

"You are adequately qualified, Mr. Harris, but I'm afraid I'll be hiring somebody else as I don't think I can stand looking at your stupid little face all day long."

'Fortunately, Henderson's no fool - He's a damn'd fool.'

'For the sake of convenience everybody just calls me Joe.'

African plains - not the prettiest of African animals.

Cat Dreams.

"Worn out by preparing his presentation? Actually, this is his presentation."

'Your falback position, Petersen, is out the door.'

"Bad news. The board's decided to cryogenically freeze your department indefinitely."

"I already have a co-worker replacement."

I'm the vice president of something or other...

'So, you're looking for casual labour!'

'...overall incompetence has begun to level off.'

'We need more boots on the ground.'

'I do the work of three men for one man's salary!' 'Show me the other two and I'll fire them immediately!'

The harvest

"We can't offer you a golden parachute, however we do provide a very attractive escape hatch."