Creative Cartoon Lover Gifts

The harvest

British savings accounts

'The proliferation of bird watchers make me more and more self-conscious...'

"I will not lick the principal, I will not lick the principal, I will not lick the principal, I will not lick the principal, I will not lick the principal."

Torturing the English Language

'I told you it would be useful.'

"Don't get strung out by the way I look, don't judge a book by its cover."

Seagiraffes

'You've got bats alright...now we'll just have to determine what kind.'

"A squirrel, impressive! I'm still chasing a stick."

Boneheads! I never said I was bringing ten condiments!

'Goodness, no Doctor, my husband is not calling you any insulting names. He's a duck and that's the only word he knows.'

"I don't love you. That's it in a nutshell."

Cariactures

'Cannonball!'

Cow's Last Will and Testament.

Sounds that various toys make when they are vacuumed up.

"Honey, you're spoiling that child."

Ancient Landmarks of New York City

Giraffe Umbrella

Lactose Intolerant

A caveman paints from life

Reagacentennial

"Well how about that. . . Lady Godiva bought a Harley!"

"Frankly, I can't wait until I evolve into a bird..."

"Don't worry, Ref, just shock, it's his first save all season."

A tortoise toboggans down a hill in its shell

Summer 2000: Children stumble upon the remains of Linda Tripp's old head.

'Go on, Andy, it's high time anteaters learned size isn't everything!'

"It better not be any of that over oaked chardonnay."

"I told you playing Pin the Tail on the Donkey was a dumb idea."

Baby knocks old lady out with pram toy.

"So, you say I'll be doubling the numbers of animals I kill?"

"I didn't complain, when you crashed the computer."

"For the last time stupid, you're tin man, you are not by any leap of the imagination, anything like Iron Man!"