Funny Cartoon Lover Gifts

"I told you! Seeing your reflection on a recently washed and polished car's roof is the best remedy for constipation."

God moves in mysterious ways...

Postman walking away from mailbox after putting mail in. Sounds of it eating can be heard.

British savings accounts

'The proliferation of bird watchers make me more and more self-conscious...'

'I told you it would be useful.'

Torturing the English Language

Seagiraffes

Billy. The Kid.

Cariactures

'Goodness, no Doctor, my husband is not calling you any insulting names. He's a duck and that's the only word he knows.'

"I don't love you. That's it in a nutshell."

'Cannonball!'

Cow's Last Will and Testament.

Sounds that various toys make when they are vacuumed up.

Ancient Landmarks of New York City

Giraffe Umbrella

"For the last time stupid, you're tin man, you are not by any leap of the imagination, anything like Iron Man!"

"Frankly, I can't wait until I evolve into a bird..."

"Don't worry, Ref, just shock, it's his first save all season."

"Well how about that. . . Lady Godiva bought a Harley!"

Summer 2000: Children stumble upon the remains of Linda Tripp's old head.

"So, you say I'll be doubling the numbers of animals I kill?"

"I told you playing Pin the Tail on the Donkey was a dumb idea."

'Go on, Andy, it's high time anteaters learned size isn't everything!'

The Solitary 'Pleasure' Fisherman whose one desire is to get away from it all.

"I didn't complain, when you crashed the computer."

"It better not be any of that over oaked chardonnay."

"And where have you previously moused?"

'Dear Diarrhea, Day 84. Well, I'm constipated again today...'

'Germaine, what did you do with my desk?'

Pirate Squirrels Looking for Buried Treasure

"These are the principal qualities we're looking for in our new recruits."

'Call me immediately if there's any serious side effects so I can notify my lawyer.'

"Hey! Where's that black cat? My ride's ready!"