Funny Cartoon Fan Gifts

'Yeah? Well my personal trainer can beat up your personal trainer!'

'There goes Tokyo.'

'Not AGAIN!'

Floating Dragon

"Since global warming the Abominable Snowman is much less frightening than he used to be."

"She hunts, she brings it back, and my manhood, thank goodness, remains intact."

"I don't want a G.O.A.T, I want a S.C.A.P.E.G.O.A.T."

Packaging Russian Dolls

Braiding a Horse's Tail

'RUN FOR COVER!!!!! It's another one of those 'Baby Showers'!!!

"Why am I always the designated driver?!"

'Whoops! I think you've arrived a little too early for school today, Dad!'

Sphinx cat and mummy mouse

'Oh no, it's the Burkes! You stall them here while I go fix my hair and don't let them roam around. Remember, once you have cockroaches in your kitchen, you'll never get rid of them.'

"Technically, it's a mammal."

Doglike man to vampire: 'Call me an apprentice werewolf, or even a beginner werewolf, but don't call me an under werewolf!'

'One final question: Have you ever been disciplined, investigated or suspended for integrity on the job?'

'Rollin', rollin', rollin',...keep them dogies rollin'...'

'And we have an employee wellness program. By not offering health insurance or sick pay, we encourage wellness.'

"Do you do much walking?"

'Steve says that he doesn't understand why the liberals are so glum! They already have a majority.'

DOWN WITH THE KING!, 'Do you know what the PENALTY is for disturbing the peace during wartime?'

'This program is geared towards the youth market. You give it up to five commands and it closes down in a huff!'

"What's so wrong with always living in the present?"

"Clearly I didn't think this through."

Pirates: "To absent Limbs."

'Enter His Royal Globalness...'

"I'm sick of the same old thing. How about frosting and sprinkles?"

kangaroos hopping around in a vat of grapes to make wine for Australian wine company.

Monks in monastry dancing, "They're high on apostasy again."

'It's not as impressive as it looks. He only watches fishing shows.'

"Dad, Dad, cage divers! Get the hacksaw and let's scare the heck out of them!"

Santa's Helpers

"I don't know how to tell you this, but it looks like you have a brain the size of a walnut."