Funny Comic Fan Gifts

Bird is eaten by giant fish.

'Boarding first will be those wearing transparent raincoats...'

"I don't want a G.O.A.T, I want a S.C.A.P.E.G.O.A.T."

"Thor! I am Thor! Ha. Just kidding. I'm Tom the Seagull."

Braiding a Horse's Tail

'RUN FOR COVER!!!!! It's another one of those 'Baby Showers'!!!

'Whoops! I think you've arrived a little too early for school today, Dad!'

"Honey! Where are my lucky Incredible Hulk board meeting socks?!?"

"Why am I always the designated driver?!"

Early photobombing

God putting the finishing touches to the Pug.

McMorkim's Cheeses Security A gang of mice wheeling in a giant mousetrap with Pizza and Beer as bait to a Security Guard's post hoping to gain access to a cheese Factory if the Guard is trapped.

Sphinx cat and mummy mouse

"Technically, it's a mammal."

"Are there treats? Just grab the treats and get outta there!"

"You can either make a pledge or join us in this weekend's Barkathon."

Doglike man to vampire: 'Call me an apprentice werewolf, or even a beginner werewolf, but don't call me an under werewolf!'

'You've got to cure my sleepwalking, Doc - I keep falling into the moat!'

"I sometimes think you're the only one who listens to me."

Suffering from Cooties?

Super Heroes.

Super Strength, Impervious to Bullets And Explosions

Mother Nature's Wild Ride 2007.

"Too much concealer?"

'Oh no, it's the Burkes! You stall them here while I go fix my hair and don't let them roam around. Remember, once you have cockroaches in your kitchen, you'll never get rid of them.'

At This Restaurant, There Are Only Two Dishes on the Menu and They Both Suck

Penguins flying to igloo birdhouse

'You never compliment me when it's tidy so I figured you wouldn't notice when it's a tip!'

'Whoooa,MAN,check out this STORM! It's PELTING down!'

'One final question: Have you ever been disciplined, investigated or suspended for integrity on the job?'

'Rollin', rollin', rollin',...keep them dogies rollin'...'

Adam names the animals (He puts sticky notes on them saying Shaz, Dave, Trish etc).

'I swear by my spell checker. I have a mental block for spelling. Even 'Hooqued on Foniks' didn't help.'

'Hah! The joke's on you — I already thought up a second opinion!'

"So last Christmas it was those Cabbage Patch Kids."