Funny Comic Fan Pillows

Bird is eaten by giant fish.

'Boarding first will be those wearing transparent raincoats...'

"Thor! I am Thor! Ha. Just kidding. I'm Tom the Seagull."

"I don't want a G.O.A.T, I want a S.C.A.P.E.G.O.A.T."

Braiding a Horse's Tail

'RUN FOR COVER!!!!! It's another one of those 'Baby Showers'!!!

Early photobombing

"Honey! Where are my lucky Incredible Hulk board meeting socks?!?"

'Whoops! I think you've arrived a little too early for school today, Dad!'

God putting the finishing touches to the Pug.

"Why am I always the designated driver?!"

McMorkim's Cheeses Security A gang of mice wheeling in a giant mousetrap with Pizza and Beer as bait to a Security Guard's post hoping to gain access to a cheese Factory if the Guard is trapped.

Sphinx cat and mummy mouse

'Whoooa,MAN,check out this STORM! It's PELTING down!'

"Too much concealer?"

"You can either make a pledge or join us in this weekend's Barkathon."

Super Heroes.

"Are there treats? Just grab the treats and get outta there!"

'You never compliment me when it's tidy so I figured you wouldn't notice when it's a tip!'

Super Strength, Impervious to Bullets And Explosions

'Oh no, it's the Burkes! You stall them here while I go fix my hair and don't let them roam around. Remember, once you have cockroaches in your kitchen, you'll never get rid of them.'

Suffering from Cooties?

Doglike man to vampire: 'Call me an apprentice werewolf, or even a beginner werewolf, but don't call me an under werewolf!'

"Technically, it's a mammal."

Mother Nature's Wild Ride 2007.

'You've got to cure my sleepwalking, Doc - I keep falling into the moat!'

'One final question: Have you ever been disciplined, investigated or suspended for integrity on the job?'

Adam names the animals (He puts sticky notes on them saying Shaz, Dave, Trish etc).

'Rollin', rollin', rollin',...keep them dogies rollin'...'

'I swear by my spell checker. I have a mental block for spelling. Even 'Hooqued on Foniks' didn't help.'

'Hah! The joke's on you — I already thought up a second opinion!'

Newton had actually discovered gravity at a family dinner in his early childhood.

"So last Christmas it was those Cabbage Patch Kids."

Alphabet soup gets cold for slow readers.