Funny Comics Fan Pillows

Bartender, there are some short hairs in my pink squirrel. As long as they're pink, what's the problem?

"Thor! I am Thor! Ha. Just kidding. I'm Tom the Seagull."

Braiding a Horse's Tail

'RUN FOR COVER!!!!! It's another one of those 'Baby Showers'!!!

'Whoops! I think you've arrived a little too early for school today, Dad!'

"Honey! Where are my lucky Incredible Hulk board meeting socks?!?"

McMorkim's Cheeses Security A gang of mice wheeling in a giant mousetrap with Pizza and Beer as bait to a Security Guard's post hoping to gain access to a cheese Factory if the Guard is trapped.

"Why am I always the designated driver?!"

God putting the finishing touches to the Pug.

Early photobombing

'You never compliment me when it's tidy so I figured you wouldn't notice when it's a tip!'

"I sometimes think you're the only one who listens to me."

Doglike man to vampire: 'Call me an apprentice werewolf, or even a beginner werewolf, but don't call me an under werewolf!'

"You can either make a pledge or join us in this weekend's Barkathon."

'Whoooa,MAN,check out this STORM! It's PELTING down!'

"Are there treats? Just grab the treats and get outta there!"

Super Strength, Impervious to Bullets And Explosions

Suffering from Cooties?

'You've got to cure my sleepwalking, Doc - I keep falling into the moat!'

Super Heroes.

Mother Nature's Wild Ride 2007.

Adam names the animals (He puts sticky notes on them saying Shaz, Dave, Trish etc).

'I swear by my spell checker. I have a mental block for spelling. Even 'Hooqued on Foniks' didn't help.'

"So last Christmas it was those Cabbage Patch Kids."

"Well, Comstock, still regret putting our profits back into research?"

"Since global warming the Abominable Snowman is much less frightening than he used to be."

Alphabet soup gets cold for slow readers.

Superheroes Having a Drink

'Hah! The joke's on you — I already thought up a second opinion!'

"Looks like a pretty quiet night out there, huh, girl?"

Newton had actually discovered gravity at a family dinner in his early childhood.

'In the computer simulation he said he admired my candor and gave me a raise.'

Cow of BEEF

I'm not sure which, but he's just invented either writing or vandalism. (Published originally on Feb. 11, 2011.)

'I'm sorry, your cheese has not matured enough!'