Funny Cartoon Fan Mugs

'Yeah? Well my personal trainer can beat up your personal trainer!'

Ok, stop beaming up the porcupine.

'There goes Tokyo.'

'Not AGAIN!'

Floating Dragon

"Since global warming the Abominable Snowman is much less frightening than he used to be."

"She hunts, she brings it back, and my manhood, thank goodness, remains intact."

"I don't want a G.O.A.T, I want a S.C.A.P.E.G.O.A.T."

Packaging Russian Dolls

Braiding a Horse's Tail

'RUN FOR COVER!!!!! It's another one of those 'Baby Showers'!!!

'Whoops! I think you've arrived a little too early for school today, Dad!'

"Why am I always the designated driver?!"

Sphinx cat and mummy mouse

'Oh no, it's the Burkes! You stall them here while I go fix my hair and don't let them roam around. Remember, once you have cockroaches in your kitchen, you'll never get rid of them.'

Social Distancing Club

Doglike man to vampire: 'Call me an apprentice werewolf, or even a beginner werewolf, but don't call me an under werewolf!'

At This Restaurant, There Are Only Two Dishes on the Menu and They Both Suck

Penguins flying to igloo birdhouse

"Technically, it's a mammal."

'One final question: Have you ever been disciplined, investigated or suspended for integrity on the job?'

'Rollin', rollin', rollin',...keep them dogies rollin'...'

'And we have an employee wellness program. By not offering health insurance or sick pay, we encourage wellness.'

"Do you do much walking?"

"What's so wrong with always living in the present?"

'This program is geared towards the youth market. You give it up to five commands and it closes down in a huff!'

"Clearly I didn't think this through."

F&E Stables. Horses Boarded. The owner of this horse is a huge fan of the late musician, "Prince." That explains the purple reins.

'Steve says that he doesn't understand why the liberals are so glum! They already have a majority.'

DOWN WITH THE KING!, 'Do you know what the PENALTY is for disturbing the peace during wartime?'

Pirates: "To absent Limbs."

'Enter His Royal Globalness...'

kangaroos hopping around in a vat of grapes to make wine for Australian wine company.

"I'm sick of the same old thing. How about frosting and sprinkles?"

'It's not as impressive as it looks. He only watches fishing shows.'