Ironic Cartoon Lover Gifts

'Do you expect to be stuffed on Thanksgiving?'

No money is left in this business (overnight).

The Solitary 'Pleasure' Fisherman whose one desire is to get away from it all.

"The article you sent me on how technology causes stress crashed my computer."

'Darling - I think it's time to stop feeding the birds.'

"How long before the clinical trials are over?"

"Whose the new guy?"

A Snowman checking out some products for blacken his teeth

"Consumer confidence remains high as long as we keep them distracted buying stuff."

'Incidentally, our health insurance has limited eye coverage.'

"Wait! I don't want to be disease resistant!"

"We didn’t have enough in the budget to replace you with a real robot."

'That's what I like about you Roberts, you're not afraid to get out there and take a risk.'

IRS: The country is broke, but your taxes cannot be construed as 'Charity to the Poor'.

"....Reception on my tablet is so much better since I added wifi to my mule..."

"Gilbert! Here's Mamma!"

As a reformed gunfight, Big Jake vowed never again to use an iron

Cranial-Metal Plate Surgery Centre

"I think he just ashed on me."

Attorney At Law: Today's special - Bankruptcy and Divorce. Two for the price of one.

'I'm afraid there's been a 23% cut in the 'empathy and compassion' budget so you'll have to tell him to sod off now!'

"You'll go far...you think like a man..."

"Look - we'll whistle when it's fifteen dollars an hour."

'You may have an adverse reaction when I administer this. It's your medical bill.'

'You'll have to install a ramp, sir -- you're discriminating against disabled birds.'

'Remember Jones, your organs are worth more to us than your intellectual property.'

Father Sinead takes confession.... "You did F%!&>$G what, you C%*T!"

'There he goes over the bag limit again!'

The Boom-Bust Cycle of Capitalism

'Mr. Putin, annexation of Crimea was nice, but wouldn't Ukraine, Lithuania, Estonia, and Latvia also be nice addictions to your Empire?'

'Take a picture...it'll last longer.'

'... and make it look like an accident.'

'Oh, I hate when this happens! What do you do when you get a song stuck in your head?'

"Larry! Swine flu!"

'There's a conglomerate of malcontents here to see you, sir.'