Artistic Cartoon Fan Gifts

Castro 1.0

"I don't want a G.O.A.T, I want a S.C.A.P.E.G.O.A.T."

"I will not lick the principal, I will not lick the principal, I will not lick the principal, I will not lick the principal, I will not lick the principal."

"Don't get strung out by the way I look, don't judge a book by its cover."

'You've got bats alright...now we'll just have to determine what kind.'

"A squirrel, impressive! I'm still chasing a stick."

Braiding a Horse's Tail

Boneheads! I never said I was bringing ten condiments!

"Honey, you're spoiling that child."

Lactose Intolerant

A tortoise toboggans down a hill in its shell

A caveman paints from life

Reagacentennial

Baby knocks old lady out with pram toy.

'RUN FOR COVER!!!!! It's another one of those 'Baby Showers'!!!

"Quick, Lassie, go get I.T.!"

Frozen Turkey: "I hate to bother you on a holiday but I'm freezing out here. Do you have a heated enclosed space I could rest inside for four to five hours?"

"These colder temperatures always cause my tire pressure to drop—it's a good thing I stopped to check." Peter finally grows up.

A cow poos down a hole.'UH-OH!'

"Sorry. I just find rotating my head helps me to relax during the test."

'Whoops! I think you've arrived a little too early for school today, Dad!'

Timmy had one heck of a security blanket.

"Why am I always the designated driver?!"

"The Chicken: Just another body type that shouldn't be permitted to wear yoga pants."

'It's an extinction notice.'

Love Conquers All

"Janet, cancel my Guido's reservation. I'll be having lunch in the office."

"Let's get ready to bumble!"

Here's the Weird Anti-Terrorist Trash Talk That Stayed on Donald Trump's Cutting Room Floor After the Manchester Attack

"The unlucky lemming"

'I used to think I was the only one kids hated... I don't know what I'd do if it weren't for you guys.'

Trump leaving

'He attained Nirvana in two weeks? - he's GOTTA be using steroids!'

"Don't make me warn you again, monkey. Stay outa the curiosity racket."

"Damn. I took the Rip Van Nyquil."