Professional Comic Gifts

"Let's talk more about my fee."

'Am I being too suspicious or do you think it's possible that they're crooked?'

"Yes. I said 2 by 2, but you needed to use 2 by 4s for the Ark...begin again."

"Hulk no can be mad at Mr. Puppy Face"

Billy. The Kid.

"Either that's Marmaduke with a lizard's head in front of us, or I really mixed up my meds."

'Run, run, as fast as you can!'

'No! No more harps! I can't take it anymore.'

"Don’t worry, this guy is totally cool. Just don’t mention the Red Baron."

"The hyenas started it."

Mister Bundles VS. The Martians - Part Thirty Four

"You've changed."

"Stop summoning me about rising sea levels. I do costumed supervillains staling jewels, men in beanies grabbing handbags - that sort of thing."

Atomic Bear: Part 21

Fiscal cliff - US dollar falling over the edge.

Brian's canine Tread-o-Sod saved him the trouble of cleaning up after Mitzi.

"No flight of the Bumblebee"

'Being a superhero doesn't mean that everything about me is super you know!'

Mayhem, Inc. Part 23

"How was I supposed to know that the apple was a controlled substance?"

Tarzan of the Grapes.

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"Then one day, as I caught a tennis ball in midair, I asked myself, 'Is this all there is?'"

Barbeque Casualty.

Atomic Bear: Part 22

'I really wish you guys would knock that off.'

"Can you juggle a household, three kids, and a career?"

Bingo's Time Out - Part Three

"The doctor will be with you two in a second. As for you, I'd recommend a motivational speaker."

'I knew if we waited long enough, heaven would downsize.'

"He's a dedicated lifter, but he always skips leg day."

Spiro & Pusho and the Scavenger.

STRIP God' s dog urinating on planet Earth

The Family Joules: Part 22

'Well, Scout Smith, escort the little old lay across the street.'