Serious Comic Gifts

'Constant euphoria is bound to cause some issues.'

'Am I being too suspicious or do you think it's possible that they're crooked?'

"Yes. I said 2 by 2, but you needed to use 2 by 4s for the Ark...begin again."

"Hulk no can be mad at Mr. Puppy Face"

"We only got six days of funding."

"If I might be serious for a moment..."

"Either that's Marmaduke with a lizard's head in front of us, or I really mixed up my meds."

Billy. The Kid.

"It's made entirely out of rejected resumes."

'No! No more harps! I can't take it anymore.'

Unpopular Street Signs: Road Work Behind, Speed Jump Ahead, Good Luck, Slow Distracted Adults.

'It says I missed freshmen Orientation and I have to take it in summer school in order to graduate.'

"You've changed."

"The hyenas started it."

"Don’t worry, this guy is totally cool. Just don’t mention the Red Baron."

Mister Bundles VS. The Martians - Part Thirty Four

"Stop summoning me about rising sea levels. I do costumed supervillains staling jewels, men in beanies grabbing handbags - that sort of thing."

What's that? - 'It's a mosquito bite.' - 'Scratch it!' - 'No, I need to buy some cream.' - 'Make it bleed!!!' - 'Gahhh!!!' -

"No flight of the Bumblebee"

'Being a superhero doesn't mean that everything about me is super you know!'

Brian's canine Tread-o-Sod saved him the trouble of cleaning up after Mitzi.

"Then one day, as I caught a tennis ball in midair, I asked myself, 'Is this all there is?'"

Tarzan of the Grapes.

Atomic Bear: Part 22

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Mayhem, Inc. Part 23

The only time cats are known to laugh.

"How was I supposed to know that the apple was a controlled substance?"

Atomic Bear: Part 21

"The doctor will be with you two in a second. As for you, I'd recommend a motivational speaker."

The Family Joules: Part 22

Spiro & Pusho and the Scavenger.

"He's a dedicated lifter, but he always skips leg day."

'Well, Scout Smith, escort the little old lay across the street.'

'I knew if we waited long enough, heaven would downsize.'