Serious Comic Gifts

'Constant euphoria is bound to cause some issues.'

'Am I being too suspicious or do you think it's possible that they're crooked?'

"Hulk no can be mad at Mr. Puppy Face"

"We only got six days of funding."

"If I might be serious for a moment..."

"Either that's Marmaduke with a lizard's head in front of us, or I really mixed up my meds."

Billy. The Kid.

"It's made entirely out of rejected resumes."

'No! No more harps! I can't take it anymore.'

"You've changed."

"Don’t worry, this guy is totally cool. Just don’t mention the Red Baron."

'It says I missed freshmen Orientation and I have to take it in summer school in order to graduate.'

Unpopular Street Signs: Road Work Behind, Speed Jump Ahead, Good Luck, Slow Distracted Adults.

"Stop summoning me about rising sea levels. I do costumed supervillains staling jewels, men in beanies grabbing handbags - that sort of thing."

'Being a superhero doesn't mean that everything about me is super you know!'

"How was I supposed to know that the apple was a controlled substance?"

What's that? - 'It's a mosquito bite.' - 'Scratch it!' - 'No, I need to buy some cream.' - 'Make it bleed!!!' - 'Gahhh!!!' -

"Then one day, as I caught a tennis ball in midair, I asked myself, 'Is this all there is?'"

"No flight of the Bumblebee"

"He's a dedicated lifter, but he always skips leg day."

STRIP God' s dog urinating on planet Earth

'I knew if we waited long enough, heaven would downsize.'

"The doctor will be with you two in a second. As for you, I'd recommend a motivational speaker."

Spiro & Pusho and the Scavenger.