Comedic Comic Gifts

'One thing you can say about Joe, he knows when to stop!'

'You must be Jim's new gardener. I'm his neighbour, Gerald. Had any luck with the Petunias this year? Aren't those Jim's feet sticking out of the ornamental pond?'

'The World will speak hip-hop tomorrow.'

The only time cats are known to laugh.

Crew Goofs Off While Out Of Sight

Visual Gag: An about to be married Bride using a real train as a wedding gown train

'Just sitting around letting advertisers brainwash me. What about you?'

"What's so wrong with always living in the present?"

Double Saxophone

Paul Bunyan gets the leg-lengthening Operation

Jim Carrey,

'It's not as impressive as it looks. He only watches fishing shows.'

'Mum, it's not fair: The principal said I was not allowed to take nuts to school anymore...'

John Cleese.

'Ick! -- I'd never vote for anybody with hair like THAT!'

"Heelllllooooooo, Roswell!!"

John Ixon: Ran Out of Survival Tips.

"Come on guys, my jokes aren't that bad!"

Spike Milligan

Jumble Sale

Minutes Later The Course Of Comedy Would Be Changed Forever.

Woody Allen

"Any kids here tonight? Oh, wait... I guess not...since I didn't see any on the menu."

Jeff makes some nice jugs.

'Huge waves, loose shorts and a body like a gourd. I was never going to make it through summer without a serious privacy breach.'

'What have I told you about laughing on purpose, Mother?'

Comedy course highlights fake nose

Alan Carr

"So does this Flamingo diet have any side effects?"

Pisa and sons.

"Obviously, if I have to explain the joke, it's not funny anymore..."

"I understand she's marrying him for his condominium in Fort Lauderdale."

Watering rooftop lawn floods building.

Fisherman Funneral

Dawn French.