Comedic Comic Gifts

'One thing you can say about Joe, he knows when to stop!'

'You must be Jim's new gardener. I'm his neighbour, Gerald. Had any luck with the Petunias this year? Aren't those Jim's feet sticking out of the ornamental pond?'

'The World will speak hip-hop tomorrow.'

Crew Goofs Off While Out Of Sight

Visual Gag: An about to be married Bride using a real train as a wedding gown train

'Just sitting around letting advertisers brainwash me. What about you?'

"What's so wrong with always living in the present?"

'It's not as impressive as it looks. He only watches fishing shows.'

Paul Bunyan gets the leg-lengthening Operation

Double Saxophone

'Mum, it's not fair: The principal said I was not allowed to take nuts to school anymore...'

'Ick! -- I'd never vote for anybody with hair like THAT!'

"Heelllllooooooo, Roswell!!"

John Ixon: Ran Out of Survival Tips.

Minutes Later The Course Of Comedy Would Be Changed Forever.

"Come on guys, my jokes aren't that bad!"

Jumble Sale

"So does this Flamingo diet have any side effects?"

'Huge waves, loose shorts and a body like a gourd. I was never going to make it through summer without a serious privacy breach.'

Comedy course highlights fake nose

Jeff makes some nice jugs.

'What have I told you about laughing on purpose, Mother?'

Pisa and sons.

"Obviously, if I have to explain the joke, it's not funny anymore..."

Fisherman Funneral

Rollercoaster police chase.

"I understand she's marrying him for his condominium in Fort Lauderdale."