Comedic Character Gifts

"What is it with you and your baggy clothes?"

"Harold insists on doing all his own stunts."

Visual Gag: An about to be married Bride using a real train as a wedding gown train

Diving Cat.

Every class has one. . .

Jumble Sale

Footballer playing for time

Jeff makes some nice jugs.

'Have you put her on the strict diet I prescribed?'

Rollercoaster police chase.

'One thing you can say about Joe, he knows when to stop!'

Rusty and Molly's first date was going beautifully until the 'car tyre incident.

'I want a refund! It refuses to go into my son's room!!'

"I got connections. We'll pull a few strings, get you out of here in no time"

"Just once, can we not talk about politics."

Trump the Jester

"My mating dances were unsuccessful, so I tried reciting poetry: didn't work either..."

Man fights with his shadow.

Why Men Get Angry and Why Women Get Angry

Using balloons to weigh less.

20 Volts for Wavy Hair, 50 Volts for Frizzy Hair, 100 Volts for Curly Hair and 500 Volts for Hair beyond description.

Heaven on the Phone to Hell - 'We've got Sky.'

'We would like you to accompany us to the station, sir!'

"I keep telling you, Hyde won't be joining us!"

'If it weren't for baseball, this whole thing could have ended much differently.'

'You didn't train for this marathon, did you?'

Model's aspirations

"When dealing with Americans, refer to the heat in Celsius. They hate that."

'Was it an Indian elephant or an African elephant?'

'They got me for 'hate-texting.''

'Dancer! What the hell are you doing...?'

Drunken Ass

"Tonight, ladies and gentlemen - I'm going to sing a few numbers... Seventeeeen... Eighty-niiiine... Two hundred and twenty-foooooour..."