Comedic Character T-Shirts

"What is it with you and your baggy clothes?"

"Harold insists on doing all his own stunts."

Diving Cat.

Visual Gag: An about to be married Bride using a real train as a wedding gown train

Every class has one. . .

Jumble Sale

Footballer playing for time

Jeff makes some nice jugs.

'Have you put her on the strict diet I prescribed?'

Rollercoaster police chase.

Trump the Jester

'I want a refund! It refuses to go into my son's room!!'

'One thing you can say about Joe, he knows when to stop!'

"I got connections. We'll pull a few strings, get you out of here in no time"

Rusty and Molly's first date was going beautifully until the 'car tyre incident.

"Just once, can we not talk about politics."

"My mating dances were unsuccessful, so I tried reciting poetry: didn't work either..."

"Why aren't you wearing any pants?"

Man fights with his shadow.

Why Men Get Angry and Why Women Get Angry

"I keep telling you, Hyde won't be joining us!"

Heaven on the Phone to Hell - 'We've got Sky.'

'We would like you to accompany us to the station, sir!'

20 Volts for Wavy Hair, 50 Volts for Frizzy Hair, 100 Volts for Curly Hair and 500 Volts for Hair beyond description.

Using balloons to weigh less.

'If it weren't for baseball, this whole thing could have ended much differently.'

'You didn't train for this marathon, did you?'

Model's aspirations

"You bring the tequila, and I'll bring the Lyme."

"When dealing with Americans, refer to the heat in Celsius. They hate that."

'They got me for 'hate-texting.''

Figure Skating: Dee Thumble,

'Was it an Indian elephant or an African elephant?'

'Dancer! What the hell are you doing...?'

Drunken Ass