Comedic Figure T-Shirts

Using balloons to weigh less.

"Harold insists on doing all his own stunts."

Visual Gag: An about to be married Bride using a real train as a wedding gown train

"Happy Birthday!"

'What makes you think no-one understands you?'

'Mum, it's not fair: The principal said I was not allowed to take nuts to school anymore...'

Congratulations! - You have been nominated for the Turner Prize...

Jumble Sale

"I knew you'd understand."

'You'll grow into it!'

Jeff makes some nice jugs.

Joe's Tavern: Perfect Attendance

"I decided to go on land after I got the sneaker deal."

'I want a refund! It refuses to go into my son's room!!'

Speech bubble showing EUREKA! back to front.

"Just once, can we not talk about politics."

Brenda lost not only the egg toss, but something much, much more.

Rollercoaster police chase.

"I got connections. We'll pull a few strings, get you out of here in no time"

"Why aren't you wearing any pants?"

Man fights with his shadow.

Ambrose's - for sale. Wonderful opportunity for a man named Ambrose.

'Wow -- Grandpa's got an immobile phone!'

20 Volts for Wavy Hair, 50 Volts for Frizzy Hair, 100 Volts for Curly Hair and 500 Volts for Hair beyond description.

'Could you give me bigger tits?'

Heaven on the Phone to Hell - 'We've got Sky.'

"I would like organic milk!"

'You didn't train for this marathon, did you?'

Model's aspirations

Centurion with an empty plate.

'Early Toupees'.

Figure Skating: Dee Thumble,

"When dealing with Americans, refer to the heat in Celsius. They hate that."

'He's a nice guy, but he doesn't bite, if you know what I mean.'

"Great, I just made my last mortgage payment!"