Comedic Figure Gifts

Using balloons to weigh less.

"Harold insists on doing all his own stunts."

Visual Gag: An about to be married Bride using a real train as a wedding gown train

"Happy Birthday!"

'What makes you think no-one understands you?'

'Mum, it's not fair: The principal said I was not allowed to take nuts to school anymore...'

Jumble Sale

"I knew you'd understand."

'You'll grow into it!'

Joe's Tavern: Perfect Attendance

Jeff makes some nice jugs.

"I decided to go on land after I got the sneaker deal."

Rollercoaster police chase.

"I got connections. We'll pull a few strings, get you out of here in no time"

Speech bubble showing EUREKA! back to front.

"Just once, can we not talk about politics."

'I want a refund! It refuses to go into my son's room!!'

Brenda lost not only the egg toss, but something much, much more.

Man fights with his shadow.

Ambrose's - for sale. Wonderful opportunity for a man named Ambrose.

"I would like organic milk!"

'Could you give me bigger tits?'

Heaven on the Phone to Hell - 'We've got Sky.'

20 Volts for Wavy Hair, 50 Volts for Frizzy Hair, 100 Volts for Curly Hair and 500 Volts for Hair beyond description.

'Wow -- Grandpa's got an immobile phone!'

'You didn't train for this marathon, did you?'

Model's aspirations

"When dealing with Americans, refer to the heat in Celsius. They hate that."

'If your intention was to hurt my feelings, mission accomplished.'

'He's a nice guy, but he doesn't bite, if you know what I mean.'

Centurion with an empty plate.

'Early Toupees'.

"Great, I just made my last mortgage payment!"

Smoking and non-smoking sides of a Volcano.