Comedic Fighter Gifts

Man fights with his shadow.

'Evil Olive'- An evil olive has taken out his co-workers with cocktail swords.

'At least the bigger prop gives us more thrust.'

'I don't think his fists can take much more of the punishment your head's inflicting on them.'

Trump the Jester

'What do you mean the men are unhappy! What on earth gives you that idea?'

'If it weren't for baseball, this whole thing could have ended much differently.'

Shooting in Ireland

"If only the men could see my fun side."

"Can I borrow this or are you going somewhere?"

'You didn't train for this marathon, did you?'

"What is it with you and your baggy clothes?"

'I hacked into the school computer, and flunked all the teachers out.'

'Corporal Donnison,sir. Twenty first Easy Chair Division.'

Two men arguing on a train journey

World Ping-Pong Federation.

"Why are you using your phone during the match?"

"I heard this pond is full of big bass!"

'I barely got a shot off on this big fellow.'

'Calm down Harold, it's just a phase some teens go through. He just shaved his coloured feathers off to express his feminine side!'

"I beat the king in golf, now he's having my clubs executed."

"We're doing our bit to keep crime off the streets Officer. We've been staying in Tuesday and Thursdays."

'If I was a golf ball, I wouldn't do what you wanted me to do if you called me that either.'

'I've got the high score on this game, and the NSA has confirmed it.'

'...Sorry we're stuck on here without any food.'

Gymnast

Chalk Murder

'Toupee or not toupee? - That is the question.'

"It may be crude but it's effective."

Engineer propping up architects in a survival marathon.

'I said 'Quick fill it up with sand!''