Comedic Martial Artist Gifts

"Harold insists on doing all his own stunts."

Visual Gag: An about to be married Bride using a real train as a wedding gown train

Dance of the sugar plum tax attorneys.

'Geez, I hate these fun runs!'

'I couldn't practice last night on account of my Dad's head was gonna' explode.'

Martial Arts

Jumble Sale

Jeff makes some nice jugs.

Dad Dancing.

'Yeah, Kirby, it hurts like hell, but dang if I can't stop wigglin' it.'

Rollercoaster police chase.

"I got connections. We'll pull a few strings, get you out of here in no time"

"Just once, can we not talk about politics."

Air catarrh.

Man fights with his shadow.

'If it weren't for baseball, this whole thing could have ended much differently.'

Heaven on the Phone to Hell - 'We've got Sky.'

How NOT to solve the problem of 'floating elbow' in your taiji

"If only the men could see my fun side."

'You didn't train for this marathon, did you?'

Model's aspirations

Never wear running shoes with a jogging suit.

'...explain to me again why you are burying the shoe you threw..'

"When dealing with Americans, refer to the heat in Celsius. They hate that."

"What is it with you and your baggy clothes?"

'You'll never see me out jogging.'

'Dude, you better get outta' my whey.'

"Tonight, ladies and gentlemen - I'm going to sing a few numbers... Seventeeeen... Eighty-niiiine... Two hundred and twenty-foooooour..."

In the Museum of Anthropology...we named this one discoman.

Do you want to see my karate chop?

Museum janitor waters floral paintings.

World Ping-Pong Federation.