Comedic Martial Artist T-Shirts

'Anyone want to learn how to do a leg sweep? How about a roundhouse kick? it's ok, your parents know who I am!'

"Harold insists on doing all his own stunts."

Visual Gag: An about to be married Bride using a real train as a wedding gown train

Dance of the sugar plum tax attorneys.

'Geez, I hate these fun runs!'

'I couldn't practice last night on account of my Dad's head was gonna' explode.'

Martial Arts

Jumble Sale

Dad Dancing.

Jeff makes some nice jugs.

"I got connections. We'll pull a few strings, get you out of here in no time"

Air catarrh.

Rollercoaster police chase.

'Yeah, Kirby, it hurts like hell, but dang if I can't stop wigglin' it.'

'Work the ring! Use the Jab! Watch out for the left hook! And turn off your iPod.'

"Just once, can we not talk about politics."

"Why aren't you wearing any pants?"

Man fights with his shadow.

How NOT to solve the problem of 'floating elbow' in your taiji

Heaven on the Phone to Hell - 'We've got Sky.'

"If only the men could see my fun side."

'If it weren't for baseball, this whole thing could have ended much differently.'

'You didn't train for this marathon, did you?'

Never wear running shoes with a jogging suit.

Model's aspirations

'...explain to me again why you are burying the shoe you threw..'

"What is it with you and your baggy clothes?"

Figure Skating: Dee Thumble,

"When dealing with Americans, refer to the heat in Celsius. They hate that."

'You'll never see me out jogging.'

'Dude, you better get outta' my whey.'

Do you want to see my karate chop?

Museum janitor waters floral paintings.

World Ping-Pong Federation.

"Tonight, ladies and gentlemen - I'm going to sing a few numbers... Seventeeeen... Eighty-niiiine... Two hundred and twenty-foooooour..."