Comedic Athlete T-Shirts

'You didn't train for this marathon, did you?'

Figure Skating: Dee Thumble,

Gymnast

"Harold insists on doing all his own stunts."

Visual Gag: An about to be married Bride using a real train as a wedding gown train

"I run around this high school track every morning."

Golf Hole at bottom of lake.

Men playing water football in barrels on a lake

'Geez, I hate these fun runs!'

'This game is going to be a character-building experience.'

Jumble Sale

Boxers vs. Briefs

'I havn't finished last years Marathon yet...'

Jeff makes some nice jugs.

No wonder kickboxing seems so hard.

As the years passed, Grandpa became more absent minded...

"Just once, can we not talk about politics."

Rollercoaster police chase.

"I got connections. We'll pull a few strings, get you out of here in no time"

Man fights with his shadow.

"Why aren't you wearing any pants?"

'It's been so long since he's been on dry land.'

No caption (A ball boy crouches by the net on a ping pong table as a game is being played).

Heaven on the Phone to Hell - 'We've got Sky.'

The evolution of triathletes.

Man falling off bike at finish line.

'Get on the field! Let's go! Get your heads in the game!!'

Heimlich's other lesser known maneuver.

'Anyone want to learn how to do a leg sweep? How about a roundhouse kick? it's ok, your parents know who I am!'

Model's aspirations

'He's a plumber, yet you bet him he couldn't break 100, using a plunger as his putter?'

'Man, that new guy is nothing but a thug!'

'Keep on jabbing kid, with your lousy punch, it's the only chance you got!'

"When dealing with Americans, refer to the heat in Celsius. They hate that."

The Club Singles Duel.