Comedic Athlete Gifts

'You didn't train for this marathon, did you?'

Gymnast

"Harold insists on doing all his own stunts."

Visual Gag: An about to be married Bride using a real train as a wedding gown train

"I run around this high school track every morning."

Men playing water football in barrels on a lake

Golf Hole at bottom of lake.

'Geez, I hate these fun runs!'

'This game is going to be a character-building experience.'

Jumble Sale

Boxers vs. Briefs

'I havn't finished last years Marathon yet...'

As the years passed, Grandpa became more absent minded...

Jeff makes some nice jugs.

Rollercoaster police chase.

"I got connections. We'll pull a few strings, get you out of here in no time"

"Just once, can we not talk about politics."

'It's been so long since he's been on dry land.'

Man fights with his shadow.

Heaven on the Phone to Hell - 'We've got Sky.'

Man falling off bike at finish line.

Model's aspirations

'Get on the field! Let's go! Get your heads in the game!!'

The Club Singles Duel.

'Man, that new guy is nothing but a thug!'

"When dealing with Americans, refer to the heat in Celsius. They hate that."

'He's a plumber, yet you bet him he couldn't break 100, using a plunger as his putter?'

'Keep on jabbing kid, with your lousy punch, it's the only chance you got!'

Golf Ball in Nest.

Golfer turned Javelin thrower

Supporters tour.