Comedic Sports Enthusiast Gifts

No caption (A ball boy crouches by the net on a ping pong table as a game is being played).

The evolution of triathletes.

'I said 'Quick fill it up with sand!''

"Why are you using your phone during the match?"

Wedding Day Itinerary.

"I run around this high school track every morning."

"Boss, I guarantee you that my intentions with your daughter are serious."

Men playing water football in barrels on a lake

'Please, could you me to Polish my diet!'

Golf Hole at bottom of lake.

'Geez, I hate these fun runs!'

'Captain, we're going to have to ask you to stop spiking the ball.'

'This game is going to be a character-building experience.'

''It's me or your stupid racing pigeons' I said - then immediately regretted it.'

"You heading south again this summer?"

Boxers vs. Briefs

"Young lady! You aren't going anywhere dressed like that!"

Jeff was watching his weight.

No wonder kickboxing seems so hard.

They called her the Olympic Flame because she never went out.

Vestibular Nerve: What it takes for a Vestibular System to wear paisleys with with pin stripes.

"Any other educational qualifications besides Trump university?"

Student to teacher: 'If my paper is late it's because I'm waiting for the most current event.'

'It's been so long since he's been on dry land.'

'If they let me take you home for christmas, I'll be able to unwrap you with the presents...'

"It's your husband from beyond. He says stop trying to 'Google' him."

'So, what have we learnt here? We do not have knife fights on the bouncy castle!'

'You wobbled his knees! Hit him again! Hit him again!'

"When you said you were getting a pet to help you through the lockdown, I thought you meant a cat."

'Oh... I was supposed to swallow the pill?!'

'Yo, Bob! I think a heckler just nailed me with something. What's on my back?'

'You didn't train for this marathon, did you?'

Eskimo in Igloo

'Get on the field! Let's go! Get your heads in the game!!'

"Have you considered the potential advantages of having a professional coach?"