Comedic Sports Lover Gifts

The Club Singles Duel.

Golf Hole at bottom of lake.

Monster Baseball. The team's continuing to have some problems this season. Jekyll is good one day and bad the next. Dracula only shows up for night games. The Mummy is always covered in bandages and on the injured list. And King Kong can't keep his mind on the game --- Whenever he sees a pretty woman, he climbs up into the stands after her! At least Frankenstein has been pitching great again, just like when he was young! Yeah, he has a completely new arm!

"All our extras are ex-soccer players - they're the best at dramatically faking injuries."

"He tested positive for a new fever ... TB12."

'Why couldn't you throw like that in the game?'

Alternative fielding positions

'Best save I've ever seen.'

'Let's go over our secret play.'

'He's gonna dunk on me. I just know it.'

"I run around this high school track every morning."

Men playing water football in barrels on a lake

"We would have won if it hadn't been for the other team."

The Cricketer and the Golfer

'Five seconds! ...Four ...Three ...Two ...One ...SPRING!!'

'This game is going to be a character-building experience.'

'Focus! Focus! You've just gotta' forget about their home ground advantage.

Pole jumper about to land on a giant whoopi cushion.

I think it's time to retire from boxing. I'm too old for life in the fist lane.

T-Rex Racing: A Short-Lived Sport

Golf escape.

"Twenty seven shots, first hole. I think we'll call that a dodo."

Boxers vs. Briefs

"I'm sorry I called you boring."

No wonder kickboxing seems so hard.

Foam finger gets stuck up a foam nose.

'Relax, teamwork always leads to a slam dunk.'

"I feel like I play better on clay."

'Wanna play? We need another body... er... one more player.'

False starts.

'While Dewey distracts the defense, the quarterback simply jogs into the end zone untouched.'

"Kill the third base umpire."

C'mon, give him the old 1-2-3-4-5-6-7-8 combo.

"Stay back. I don't know what he's got, but I'm afraid it's catching."

'I know Joe's sight isn't all that but the captain's not going to like it.'