Comedic Sports Lover Pillows

The Club Singles Duel.

Golf Hole at bottom of lake.

"All our extras are ex-soccer players - they're the best at dramatically faking injuries."

"He tested positive for a new fever ... TB12."

Alternative fielding positions

'Why couldn't you throw like that in the game?'

'Best save I've ever seen.'

'Let's go over our secret play.'

'He's gonna dunk on me. I just know it.'

"I run around this high school track every morning."

Men playing water football in barrels on a lake

"We would have won if it hadn't been for the other team."

The Cricketer and the Golfer

'Five seconds! ...Four ...Three ...Two ...One ...SPRING!!'

'This game is going to be a character-building experience.'

'Focus! Focus! You've just gotta' forget about their home ground advantage.

Pole jumper about to land on a giant whoopi cushion.

T-Rex Racing: A Short-Lived Sport

Golf escape.

"Twenty seven shots, first hole. I think we'll call that a dodo."

Boxers vs. Briefs

"I'm sorry I called you boring."

'Relax, teamwork always leads to a slam dunk.'

Foam finger gets stuck up a foam nose.

"I feel like I play better on clay."

'Wanna play? We need another body... er... one more player.'

False starts.

'While Dewey distracts the defense, the quarterback simply jogs into the end zone untouched.'

"Kill the third base umpire."

C'mon, give him the old 1-2-3-4-5-6-7-8 combo.

'I know Joe's sight isn't all that but the captain's not going to like it.'

'Time is running out - shoot! Everyone is starting to keel over and die!!'