Comedic Sportsman Pillows

"It may be crude but it's effective."

'Been waiting long?'

Inflatable Duck Boat

"I run around this high school track every morning."

Hunter with arrow pointing at him.

'Now cut that out!'

Golf Hole at bottom of lake.

Genetic Fingerprinting.

Men playing water football in barrels on a lake

'Don't call the Nobel Committee just yet: We forgot to calibrate the instruments before the experiment...'

'Geez, I hate these fun runs!'

'This game is going to be a character-building experience.'

Boxers vs. Briefs

As the years passed, Grandpa became more absent minded...

'I take it you're not into catch-and-release yet, eh Ben?'

'This exercise bike's brilliant - it's MOTORISED!'

'I want a refund! It refuses to go into my son's room!!'

'It's been so long since he's been on dry land.'

Man fights with his shadow.

20 Volts for Wavy Hair, 50 Volts for Frizzy Hair, 100 Volts for Curly Hair and 500 Volts for Hair beyond description.

Spider Facts.

Man falling off bike at finish line.

'You didn't train for this marathon, did you?'

'Get on the field! Let's go! Get your heads in the game!!'

"Have you considered the potential advantages of having a professional coach?"

"What is it with you and your baggy clothes?"

The Club Singles Duel.

'Man, that new guy is nothing but a thug!'

'He's a plumber, yet you bet him he couldn't break 100, using a plunger as his putter?'

'Keep on jabbing kid, with your lousy punch, it's the only chance you got!'

"See, you just turn it on and stand here and it slides you right to the shirt you want to wear."

Golf Ball in Nest.