Comedic Sportsman Gifts

"It may be crude but it's effective."

'Been waiting long?'

Inflatable Duck Boat

"I run around this high school track every morning."

Men playing water football in barrels on a lake

Golf Hole at bottom of lake.

Hunter with arrow pointing at him.

'Now cut that out!'

Genetic Fingerprinting.

'Don't call the Nobel Committee just yet: We forgot to calibrate the instruments before the experiment...'

'Geez, I hate these fun runs!'

'This game is going to be a character-building experience.'

Boxers vs. Briefs

As the years passed, Grandpa became more absent minded...

No wonder kickboxing seems so hard.

'I take it you're not into catch-and-release yet, eh Ben?'

'I want a refund! It refuses to go into my son's room!!'

'This exercise bike's brilliant - it's MOTORISED!'

Man fights with his shadow.

'It's been so long since he's been on dry land.'

Spider Facts.

20 Volts for Wavy Hair, 50 Volts for Frizzy Hair, 100 Volts for Curly Hair and 500 Volts for Hair beyond description.

No caption (A ball boy crouches by the net on a ping pong table as a game is being played).

The evolution of triathletes.

Man falling off bike at finish line.

'You didn't train for this marathon, did you?'

'Get on the field! Let's go! Get your heads in the game!!'

"What is it with you and your baggy clothes?"

The Club Singles Duel.

"Have you considered the potential advantages of having a professional coach?"

Golf Ball in Nest.

'Keep on jabbing kid, with your lousy punch, it's the only chance you got!'

'Man, that new guy is nothing but a thug!'

"See, you just turn it on and stand here and it slides you right to the shirt you want to wear."

Figure Skating: Dee Thumble,