Comedic Golfer Gifts

"They're playing with food again."

'It's been so long since he's been on dry land.'

Caveman's Clubs.

Sand Wedge

'You forgot one of the essential facts of putting - the ball always breaks toward the water.'

"That's a lovely tee-shot." - "Well, thank you, it matches my underpants."

'Shall we forget the ball and start to look for the golf course?'

STRIP Old Caddy (colour)

'I shouldn't be much longer, hon, I'm putting on the 18th green right now.'

Golfer putting into dead bear

Golf Ball in Nest.

'Been waiting long?'

Golf Hole at bottom of lake.

Hunter with arrow pointing at him.

'Now cut that out!'

'Geez, I hate these fun runs!'

Gopher underground hit by golf tee.

"Swallow the ball and stick the club up your a**e."

His golfing career in a long tailspin, PGA pro Andy Pemrick spent his later years as the pro at Happy Time Mini-Putt.

Hole in forty-seven.

'You know your mother Dave, she's always on my back about something.'

As the years passed, Grandpa became more absent minded...

The natural selection process in golf.

"Duh!"

'Did you see a ball come this way?'

'I take it you're not into catch-and-release yet, eh Ben?'

Man sees sign on betting shop door listing odds on when the proprietor will come back from lunch.

'My name is John and I'm a golfaholic!'

'I'll be with you in a minute.'

No caption (A ball boy crouches by the net on a ping pong table as a game is being played).

The evolution of triathletes.

'Keep playing like that and you'll strike oil!'

'You didn't train for this marathon, did you?'

'Medical science can't cure a slice.'

"Hey! If you're gonna use the ladies tee that skirt goes below the knees. And lose the tank top, mister."