Comedic Golfer Gifts

"They're playing with food again."

'It's been so long since he's been on dry land.'

Caveman's Clubs.

Sand Wedge

"That's a lovely tee-shot." - "Well, thank you, it matches my underpants."

'Shall we forget the ball and start to look for the golf course?'

STRIP Old Caddy (colour)

Golfer putting into dead bear

Golf Ball in Nest.

'Been waiting long?'

Hunter with arrow pointing at him.

'Now cut that out!'

Golf Hole at bottom of lake.

'Geez, I hate these fun runs!'

Gopher underground hit by golf tee.

"Swallow the ball and stick the club up your a**e."

Hole in forty-seven.

'You know your mother Dave, she's always on my back about something.'

As the years passed, Grandpa became more absent minded...

The natural selection process in golf.

"Duh!"

'Did you see a ball come this way?'

Man sees sign on betting shop door listing odds on when the proprietor will come back from lunch.

'I take it you're not into catch-and-release yet, eh Ben?'

'My name is John and I'm a golfaholic!'

'I'll be with you in a minute.'

'Keep playing like that and you'll strike oil!'

'You didn't train for this marathon, did you?'

'Medical science can't cure a slice.'

Farmer Golf

The Wet Fly Fisherman: And spends a good deal of time in the water

The Club Singles Duel.

"Hey! If you're gonna use the ladies tee that skirt goes below the knees. And lose the tank top, mister."

No 2 Hook

'Whatever you do, don't tell the rest of the herd about this secret grazing place we found.'