Comedic Outdoorsman Gifts

'Call me crazy, Earl, but I get the feeling those ducks were expecting us!'

'Been waiting long?'

'Now cut that out!'

Hunter with arrow pointing at him.

Wedding Day Itinerary.

"It's okay dear. Dinner always tastes better when it's caught fresh, thrown back, taken from our cooler, removed from the package, and fried."

Visual Gag: An about to be married Bride using a real train as a wedding gown train

'Yes, the treestand's maximum weight capacity is 300 pounds, you weigh 301 pounds.'

"Boss, I guarantee you that my intentions with your daughter are serious."

'Please, could you me to Polish my diet!'

''It's me or your stupid racing pigeons' I said - then immediately regretted it.'

Jumble Sale

Great, the skeletons of all the other cartoon characters who were here before us.

"Young lady! You aren't going anywhere dressed like that!"

"You heading south again this summer?"

Jeff makes some nice jugs.

Vestibular Nerve: What it takes for a Vestibular System to wear paisleys with with pin stripes.

"Any other educational qualifications besides Trump university?"

'Hank, I know you're new at turkey hunting, but that isn't the way you call turkeys.'

'I want a refund! It refuses to go into my son's room!!'

Rollercoaster police chase.

'I take it you're not into catch-and-release yet, eh Ben?'

Student to teacher: 'If my paper is late it's because I'm waiting for the most current event.'

"Lost, what are you talking about? I'm not lost!"

'It's been so long since he's been on dry land.'

"Why aren't you wearing any pants?"

'If they let me take you home for christmas, I'll be able to unwrap you with the presents...'

"It's your husband from beyond. He says stop trying to 'Google' him."

'SHOP!!!'

'So, what have we learnt here? We do not have knife fights on the bouncy castle!'

Man runs with a fox and fishing hook.

"When you said you were getting a pet to help you through the lockdown, I thought you meant a cat."

'Oh... I was supposed to swallow the pill?!'

'Not much game about today,boy!'

Maps to the Stars