Comedic Craftsman Gifts

He's useless at DIY."

Wedding Day Itinerary.

Surf Casting

'Been waiting long?'

Visual Gag: An about to be married Bride using a real train as a wedding gown train

"Boss, I guarantee you that my intentions with your daughter are serious."

Bad Interview Technique

'Now cut that out!'

'Please, could you me to Polish my diet!'

'Are you sure you brought the right flat pack?'

The latest craze in party games: needlepoint charades.

Hunter with arrow pointing at him.

Father Christmas uses laptop on roof. Man says: 'I think someone is stealing our wi-fi.'

'Gents toilet? Ah, got me there...'

''It's me or your stupid racing pigeons' I said - then immediately regretted it.'

'Sounds like someone woke up on the wrong side of the bed.'

Jumble Sale

"Hold still, it's a programme about making your own tv cabinet."

'Hey! By appointment only!!'

"Young lady! You aren't going anywhere dressed like that!"

"You heading south again this summer?"

"I've designed the logo for your new social media app. It's a dirty laundry basket."

'The hair plugs are that noticeable, huh?'

Jeff makes some nice jugs.

Vestibular Nerve: What it takes for a Vestibular System to wear paisleys with with pin stripes.

'I take it you're not into catch-and-release yet, eh Ben?'

Speech bubble showing EUREKA! back to front.

"I spent twelve years making this. Where's MY award?"

Private View.

"Any other educational qualifications besides Trump university?"

Rollercoaster police chase.

Student to teacher: 'If my paper is late it's because I'm waiting for the most current event.'

"Why aren't you wearing any pants?"

'If they let me take you home for christmas, I'll be able to unwrap you with the presents...'

"It's your husband from beyond. He says stop trying to 'Google' him."