Comedic Homemakers Gifts

'Hey! By appointment only!!'

"Liable to flooding? Whatever gives you that idea sir?"

Surf Casting

There! I've made my year's supply of zucchini bread! That's kind of a lot. How can you store them all? It's no problem. I just throw out last year's supply.

'Look at that! Our first big snowfall, Timmy!'

'Gents toilet? Ah, got me there...'

We're looking for a house with a bigger crawl space… Realty.

'The hair plugs are that noticeable, huh?'

"It's not much, but we've made it our own living hell."

"Wife and two hernias to support!"

"I've designed the logo for your new social media app. It's a dirty laundry basket."

'Dang! The water's expired.' (Spring Water).

Private View.

'Add three eggs, a pinch of salt, two ounces of olive oil and the phone number of a local pizza in delivery in case this recipe doesn't work out.'

Herb garden

"I never remember, do you brine before or after you get attached to him."

'Mum! There's something in the paddling pool.'

'I feel so proud. Dad says my cooking is just like Mum's.'

Darth Vader advertises nasal strips.

We were asked to insure them against poisoning their guests.

In The Middle Of The Night, Peppy Suddenly Developed A Wild Craving For The Bone.

Bird on edge of bird bath about to dive in. Has snorkel, flipper and goggles on. Other birds with look of surprise of faces.

Authentic signed Holy Grail

Romance over the iron boards

Man catching shark with his foot

Chickens watching a lady sew seeds.

Shape Up in the New Year. It's ironic, I let my gym membership lapse because I needed to tighten my belt.

"Another unpaid nightshift! Please tell me you at least secured the video rights?"

Donald Trump Christmas card

"Thank goodness I'm only renting."

'This looks like a deer feeding area.'

"It's nearly perfect, dear...you just have to plant the flowers the coloured side up..."

Mom's Home-Deforested Cooking!

Farmer fighting off snail

She had an impressive collection of hotel toiletries.