Comedic Homemakers Mugs

'Hey! By appointment only!!'

"Liable to flooding? Whatever gives you that idea sir?"

Surf Casting

'Gents toilet? Ah, got me there...'

'Look at that! Our first big snowfall, Timmy!'

"Wife and two hernias to support!"

"It's not much, but we've made it our own living hell."

'The hair plugs are that noticeable, huh?'

"I've designed the logo for your new social media app. It's a dirty laundry basket."

'Add three eggs, a pinch of salt, two ounces of olive oil and the phone number of a local pizza in delivery in case this recipe doesn't work out.'

Private View.

Herb garden

'Mum! There's something in the paddling pool.'

"I never remember, do you brine before or after you get attached to him."

'I feel so proud. Dad says my cooking is just like Mum's.'

We were asked to insure them against poisoning their guests.

In The Middle Of The Night, Peppy Suddenly Developed A Wild Craving For The Bone.

Bird on edge of bird bath about to dive in. Has snorkel, flipper and goggles on. Other birds with look of surprise of faces.

Authentic signed Holy Grail

Chickens watching a lady sew seeds.

Farmer fighting off snail

Mom's Home-Deforested Cooking!

"It's nearly perfect, dear...you just have to plant the flowers the coloured side up..."

'This looks like a deer feeding area.'

Donald Trump Christmas card

"Another unpaid nightshift! Please tell me you at least secured the video rights?"

Man catching shark with his foot

"Thank goodness I'm only renting."

Romance over the iron boards

She had an impressive collection of hotel toiletries.

"Sorry, if you want a dial tone, there will be an extra charge on your phone bill"