Comedic Domestic Life Explorer Gifts

Unable to afford his annual hunting trip Ed makes due with a little backyard fun.

"Liable to flooding? Whatever gives you that idea sir?"

Diving Cat.

"I must come to the supermarket with you sometime dear, they seem to sell everything!"

Homing Pigeon GPS Manfunction

'Hey! By appointment only!!'

"Can I call you back? We're having our favorite argument."

'In Grandma's time, men were hunters, while women were cleaners and shoppers. Now daddy and mommy are both hunters, but on wekends, mommy still cleans and shops, while daddy is a golfer.'

"I'm getting awfully tired of raking up you underwear..."

Lambo

"Iron Man! Thank heaven you’ve come!"

"It helps."

"Lost, what are you talking about? I'm not lost!"

Why Men Get Angry and Why Women Get Angry

'She never stays mad at me for long.'

"I have to go wee-wee."

"Call a veterinary, chief. I think he's got a kidney infection..."

"We never go anywhere. Some date night!"

'Not much game about today,boy!'

"No - you put the cat out."

Maps to the Stars

The Freelance Life.

'Clown fish ... '

Bird on edge of bird bath about to dive in. Has snorkel, flipper and goggles on. Other birds with look of surprise of faces.

'That must be some mouse! Hang on while I get my shotgun.'

'Well, occasionally it is good to see team members outside the office.'

New wicket keeping gloves ?

"Of course I flunked the spelling test. My pencil doesn't have spell check!"

"Thank goodness I'm only renting."

'That's me in the fishing boat after 12 hours. The only thing snapping was me.'

"The boondocks R us, I guess."