Comedic Domestic Life Explorer Gifts

Unable to afford his annual hunting trip Ed makes due with a little backyard fun.

"Liable to flooding? Whatever gives you that idea sir?"

Diving Cat.

"I must come to the supermarket with you sometime dear, they seem to sell everything!"

Great, the skeletons of all the other cartoon characters who were here before us.

Homing Pigeon GPS Manfunction

'Hey! By appointment only!!'

"Can I call you back? We're having our favorite argument."

'In Grandma's time, men were hunters, while women were cleaners and shoppers. Now daddy and mommy are both hunters, but on wekends, mommy still cleans and shops, while daddy is a golfer.'

"I'm getting awfully tired of raking up you underwear..."

Did you clean the loose snakes out of the shower drain? Medusa's husband.

"Iron Man! Thank heaven you’ve come!"

Lambo

"It helps."

"Lost, what are you talking about? I'm not lost!"

Why Men Get Angry and Why Women Get Angry

'She never stays mad at me for long.'

"No - you put the cat out."

"Call a veterinary, chief. I think he's got a kidney infection..."

"We never go anywhere. Some date night!"

'Not much game about today,boy!'

Maps to the Stars

"I have to go wee-wee."

The Freelance Life.

"You bring the tequila, and I'll bring the Lyme."

Bird on edge of bird bath about to dive in. Has snorkel, flipper and goggles on. Other birds with look of surprise of faces.

'Clown fish ... '

'Well, occasionally it is good to see team members outside the office.'

"Of course I flunked the spelling test. My pencil doesn't have spell check!"

"You think you're angry? I'll show you angry!"

New wicket keeping gloves ?

'No, not that Bill Gates.'

'That must be some mouse! Hang on while I get my shotgun.'

"Thank goodness I'm only renting."

"The boondocks R us, I guess."