Comedic Inventor Gifts

Speech bubble showing EUREKA! back to front.

'I think you are taking this elevator pitch way too literally'.

'You must be Jim's new gardener. I'm his neighbour, Gerald. Had any luck with the Petunias this year? Aren't those Jim's feet sticking out of the ornamental pond?'

Wedding Day Itinerary.

Candid Camera store.

'I can make out the nude, but I don't see the submarine.'

Crew Goofs Off While Out Of Sight

Visual Gag: An about to be married Bride using a real train as a wedding gown train

"Boss, I guarantee you that my intentions with your daughter are serious."

"I'll be a bit late... sorry."

'Let's call him lucky!'

"You never laugh at my jokes... "

Paul Bunyan gets the leg-lengthening Operation

Man walking a long dog on a fishing rod.

Genetic Fingerprinting.

'Please, could you me to Polish my diet!'

Thumbing a Lift.

'Don't call the Nobel Committee just yet: We forgot to calibrate the instruments before the experiment...'

Father Christmas uses laptop on roof. Man says: 'I think someone is stealing our wi-fi.'

"Extra large sanitary pads and extra small ones, pads for the night..."

'Mum, it's not fair: The principal said I was not allowed to take nuts to school anymore...'

"Since when isn’t a taxidermied animal a comfort pet?" "Since forever!" "Dang it!"

"Mum can you come home quick, dad's started to make an exhibition of himself again!"

"Cliff's really devoted to his art. He'll wait hours for someone to take a shot to the groin."

Lady sees door sign next to ENT: 'Heads, Shoulders, Knees and Toes'.

''It's me or your stupid racing pigeons' I said - then immediately regretted it.'

"I've decided to have a kid."

Jumble Sale

Smart 3 Piece Suite.

"Other than going ahead and back an hour at daylight savings, professor, can your time machine travel to any other period in time?"