Comedic Entrepreneur Gifts

'I think you are taking this elevator pitch way too literally'.

"Just remember if we don't enjoy it we can claim it as a tax-deductible business meeting..."

Visual Gag: An about to be married Bride using a real train as a wedding gown train

Double Saxophone

Help! Have to pay back a big world bank loan.

Father Christmas uses laptop on roof. Man says: 'I think someone is stealing our wi-fi.'

"Cliff's really devoted to his art. He'll wait hours for someone to take a shot to the groin."

"It would appear they worshipped the almighty dollar."

'I see you've renamed your portfolios Moe, Larry and Curley.'

Setting up companies

"You have $3,098 in the bank? I'm impressed! So...do you think about investing it?"

Jumble Sale

Jeff makes some nice jugs.

"I've designed the logo for your new social media app. It's a dirty laundry basket."

"So that's my presentation: Could I have 100 million for the startup?"

'Now all I have to do is find someone to market this baby.'

Speech bubble showing EUREKA! back to front.

"Johnson's selling ad space in the tunnel of light."

Rollercoaster police chase.

Rusty and Molly's first date was going beautifully until the 'car tyre incident.

"Regular, grande, or lemon latte?"

Invested pot of gold in the stock market.

"Why aren't you wearing any pants?"

'We finally found a way to break the deadlock in our negotiations. I'll need a deck of cards and some poker chips.'

'Thanks to the horoscopes, I became pretty rich! I devise and sell that stuff!'

Heaven on the Phone to Hell - 'We've got Sky.'

"I don't know what it means, but since my mom added that word, sales have gone through the roof."

"Weed cookies"

"Darby, Bandit, Piper & Spike - Dogs."

'That's our quilt edged investments sorted.'

"Right, all those in favour of a car boot sale?"

Model's aspirations

"What do you think of the new window display?" "It's the first time we've ever shown a prophet."

An ice cream van surrounded by igloos

What are you doing? - 'I've set up an e-commerce site.' - 'What are you selling?' - 'Signed copies of my old boxer shorts.' - 'Washed £7. Unwashed £23.' - 'Yeah, baby. Market forces.' -