Comedic Entrepreneur Mugs

'I think you are taking this elevator pitch way too literally'.

"Just remember if we don't enjoy it we can claim it as a tax-deductible business meeting..."

Visual Gag: An about to be married Bride using a real train as a wedding gown train

Double Saxophone

Help! Have to pay back a big world bank loan.

Father Christmas uses laptop on roof. Man says: 'I think someone is stealing our wi-fi.'

"Cliff's really devoted to his art. He'll wait hours for someone to take a shot to the groin."

"It would appear they worshipped the almighty dollar."

Jumble Sale

"You have $3,098 in the bank? I'm impressed! So...do you think about investing it?"

Setting up companies

Jeff makes some nice jugs.

"I've designed the logo for your new social media app. It's a dirty laundry basket."

"So that's my presentation: Could I have 100 million for the startup?"

'Now all I have to do is find someone to market this baby.'

"Regular, grande, or lemon latte?"

Rusty and Molly's first date was going beautifully until the 'car tyre incident.

Rollercoaster police chase.

"Johnson's selling ad space in the tunnel of light."

Speech bubble showing EUREKA! back to front.

Invested pot of gold in the stock market.

'Thanks to the horoscopes, I became pretty rich! I devise and sell that stuff!'

'We finally found a way to break the deadlock in our negotiations. I'll need a deck of cards and some poker chips.'

Heaven on the Phone to Hell - 'We've got Sky.'

'That's our quilt edged investments sorted.'

"Weed cookies"

"Darby, Bandit, Piper & Spike - Dogs."

"I don't know what it means, but since my mom added that word, sales have gone through the roof."

"Right, all those in favour of a car boot sale?"

Model's aspirations

What are you doing? - 'I've set up an e-commerce site.' - 'What are you selling?' - 'Signed copies of my old boxer shorts.' - 'Washed £7. Unwashed £23.' - 'Yeah, baby. Market forces.' -

"When dealing with Americans, refer to the heat in Celsius. They hate that."

"What do you think of the new window display?" "It's the first time we've ever shown a prophet."

An ice cream van surrounded by igloos