Comedic Invention Lover Gifts

"Other than going ahead and back an hour at daylight savings, professor, can your time machine travel to any other period in time?"

Wedding Day Itinerary.

It isn't widely known that Michelangelo was the first in a long line of cartoonists to buck the family tradition.

Candid Camera store.

'I can make out the nude, but I don't see the submarine.'

Patent Attorney (invisible man)

"Rapunzel's gone punk."

"Boss, I guarantee you that my intentions with your daughter are serious."

"I'll be a bit late... sorry."

'Let's call him lucky!'

'A new musical - Einstein's quest - rehearsal'

Man walking a long dog on a fishing rod.

"You never laugh at my jokes... "

'Please, could you me to Polish my diet!'

Thumbing a Lift.

Father Christmas uses laptop on roof. Man says: 'I think someone is stealing our wi-fi.'

"Extra large sanitary pads and extra small ones, pads for the night..."

Henry Fox Talbot

"Mum can you come home quick, dad's started to make an exhibition of himself again!"

Lumiere brothers caricature

"Since when isn’t a taxidermied animal a comfort pet?" "Since forever!" "Dang it!"

''It's me or your stupid racing pigeons' I said - then immediately regretted it.'

"Nothing feels better after a long day's hunting than a nice, long soak in the hot-wheel."

"I've decided to have a kid."

Smart 3 Piece Suite.

'Well great, he's seen it! There goes one more invention they'll get credit for!'

Hague Convention Defied! Failure of the new Tommy-Scalder.

Unknown moments in art history. Manet? This is Monet --- I got some of your mail again.

Petty Aero Larceny - I Stealing a Dinner.

'I'm not supposed to lick myself either.'

'Great invention, Rex! What are you going to call it?'

'No, actually THIS invented me!'

Eager to pull a prank on his chiropractor, Dennis taped a bag of potato chips to the small of his back.

"You heading south again this summer?"

"Young lady! You aren't going anywhere dressed like that!"