Comedic Invention Lover Pillows

"Other than going ahead and back an hour at daylight savings, professor, can your time machine travel to any other period in time?"

Wedding Day Itinerary.

Candid Camera store.

Patent Attorney (invisible man)

'I can make out the nude, but I don't see the submarine.'

"Boss, I guarantee you that my intentions with your daughter are serious."

'Let's call him lucky!'

"I'll be a bit late... sorry."

Thumbing a Lift.

Man walking a long dog on a fishing rod.

'Please, could you me to Polish my diet!'

"You never laugh at my jokes... "

Father Christmas uses laptop on roof. Man says: 'I think someone is stealing our wi-fi.'

"Extra large sanitary pads and extra small ones, pads for the night..."

Henry Fox Talbot

Lumiere brothers caricature

"Mum can you come home quick, dad's started to make an exhibition of himself again!"

"Since when isn’t a taxidermied animal a comfort pet?" "Since forever!" "Dang it!"

''It's me or your stupid racing pigeons' I said - then immediately regretted it.'

Petty Aero Larceny - I Stealing a Dinner.

"Nothing feels better after a long day's hunting than a nice, long soak in the hot-wheel."

"I've decided to have a kid."

Hague Convention Defied! Failure of the new Tommy-Scalder.

'Well great, he's seen it! There goes one more invention they'll get credit for!'

Smart 3 Piece Suite.

'Great invention, Rex! What are you going to call it?'

'No, actually THIS invented me!'

"You heading south again this summer?"

"Young lady! You aren't going anywhere dressed like that!"

Rescuing the Music Industry.