Quirky Invention Lover Pillows

'Place this little thermometer on your belly button. When it pops up, you're done.'

Self-Propelled Skating Gadget

Modesty Toilet Boxes

Hague Convention Defied! Failure of the new Tommy-Scalder.

'I've created a new bug electrocuter, but the down side is it takes a lot of time to say their little insect heads.'

Sport Utility Boot.

"Brian's fine. He`s got his own coping mechanism."

"I do tech support for the cloud."

'And the best thing about this electric thermal underwear is, no batteries, it's solar!'

"But some of my best ideas come while I'm in the litter box."

'This way, we'll always have rose petals on the bed. Pretty romantic, huh?'

Jenkins took special pride in his new invention, the rubberband-powered runabout.

World's cheapest car

"Other than going ahead and back an hour at daylight savings, professor, can your time machine travel to any other period in time?"

Air Footer

'Now Gregory needed an investor to take his Gentlemen's Lavatory Tongs from dream to reality.'

'It keeps me sane!'

'I know, but he's a genius.'

"I'm going on Dragons Den with this, the one-brush-toothbrush."

Man Tries Use Telescope In Observatory As Cannon.

"These are smart socks. They will crawl themselves to the clothes hamper when you throw them on the floor. Make sure they're charged before wearing them."

'No, actually THIS invented me!'

How to Rise with the Sun

I know you're a starving writer, but is paper really that expensive?

Dexter Miller developed the talking golf ball to call out when lost in the rough, but... (golf ball in pain)

Bagging the Chipmunk

The Blending Of Comestibles And Foam Rubber At The Submolecular Level!

"And the weird shall inherit the Earth, for their ways are difficult for A.I. algorithms to figure out."

"I hate waiting, don't you?" (patents office)

Dieter Miller veloped the talking golf ball to call out when lost in the rough. But... (ouch, ouch, ouch)

After leaving the monastery, which one of these guys invented rock 'n' roll?

"I'm afraid Mr. Edison is too busy to discuss your idea what you at this time. Please call again, Mr Fluorescent."

"I present to you the new steam-powered, electricity-generating windmill! Fueled by grass clippings, wind and cow doo-doo. I think we can safely say that green just got greener!"

"I Love your enthusiasm George, but I don't think the public is ready for festive headstones!"

For the War Inventions Board: The Shell-diverter for returning the enemy's fire.