Comedic Illustrator Gifts

Paul Bunyan gets the leg-lengthening Operation

"How do I get this cross hatching out?"

"Hulk no can be mad at Mr. Puppy Face"

"Either that's Marmaduke with a lizard's head in front of us, or I really mixed up my meds."

"Don’t worry, this guy is totally cool. Just don’t mention the Red Baron."

"You've changed."

Mister Bundles VS. The Martians - Part Thirty Four

"The hyenas started it."

Mayhem, Inc. Part 23

Bubble gum leaves

STRIP God' s dog urinating on planet Earth

The Family Joules: Part 22

Pushy Dog

Visual Gag: An about to be married Bride using a real train as a wedding gown train

'Because the horned one commands them to, that's how!'

Mister Bundles VS. The Martians - Part Twenty Seven

"Call me selfish if you want, but I have no issue with spoiling the farmer's Christmas lunch: I'm out of here..."

"Dad, my web toon characters can't be normal! They have to be stereotyped crazies who are totally abnormal!"

Mister Bundles VS. The Martians - Part Seven

Mister Bundles VS. The Martians - Part Thirty Two

"No more cartooning, I'm afraid. You've got an irony deficiency."

'I see adventure in your future. Yes. You're going to be a culinary adventure.'

"I keep having these funny moods, doctor."

"That's just the end of the panel, girl."

'Oh, Olivia, I just love your new caption! Where on earth did you find it?'

Never give a cow a giant straw.

Extra Long-jump

'Mum, it's not fair: The principal said I was not allowed to take nuts to school anymore...'

"Now can I be in one of your comics?"

"These cartoons are insulting! I don't like it at all! I would never watch something that shows Latinos like this!"

The Ballad of the Lavender Dot - Part Three

'The meat of their order is coming up.'

Mistakes were made. We were abducted. Over the coming days, even the inattentative reader will likely notice a seeming problem with this week's comic strips: They pertain to Thanksgiving, which happened last week. What would explain this? We cannot tell a lie: We were apprehended, drugged, taken to a distant planet, served too many soy products, forced to watch reality tv, then returned disoriented and confused about the calendar. we absolutely assure you that's what happened and not, as some cy

"Hello, editorial? This the comics department. One of your articles is leaking on us down here!"

"Perhaps we should take a fresh look at the methods of the much maligned Spanish Inquisition."