Comedic Illustrator Pillows

Paul Bunyan gets the leg-lengthening Operation

"How do I get this cross hatching out?"

"Hulk no can be mad at Mr. Puppy Face"

"Either that's Marmaduke with a lizard's head in front of us, or I really mixed up my meds."

"You've changed."

"Don’t worry, this guy is totally cool. Just don’t mention the Red Baron."

Bubble gum leaves

STRIP God' s dog urinating on planet Earth

Pushy Dog

Visual Gag: An about to be married Bride using a real train as a wedding gown train

'Because the horned one commands them to, that's how!'

"That's just the end of the panel, girl."

"I keep having these funny moods, doctor."

"Dad, my web toon characters can't be normal! They have to be stereotyped crazies who are totally abnormal!"

"No more cartooning, I'm afraid. You've got an irony deficiency."

'Oh, Olivia, I just love your new caption! Where on earth did you find it?'

"Call me selfish if you want, but I have no issue with spoiling the farmer's Christmas lunch: I'm out of here..."

'I see adventure in your future. Yes. You're going to be a culinary adventure.'

Never give a cow a giant straw.

'Mum, it's not fair: The principal said I was not allowed to take nuts to school anymore...'

Extra Long-jump

"Perhaps we should take a fresh look at the methods of the much maligned Spanish Inquisition."

"Now can I be in one of your comics?"

"These cartoons are insulting! I don't like it at all! I would never watch something that shows Latinos like this!"

'... and make it look like an accident.'