Comedic Graphic Lover Pillows

Pushy Dog

"'I don't want war'. . . well, wither our translation program is broke or this president has a strange kind of humor!"

International Women's Day

I'm going to practice on you before I start managing other people.

"Now that's what I call customer service!"

No-Work Orange

The Solitary 'Pleasure' Fisherman whose one desire is to get away from it all.

"We're keeping you overnight because the nurses love you!"

'They all laughed when I told them that I was going to marry a magician.'

"Have you been playing dice?"

"The Hound of the Baskervilles, Watson--I took him walkies!"

Wedding Day Itinerary.

'Hang on a minute: What does 'IVF' mean?!'

Password Error: Snow White and the seven dwarfs not recognised as eight characters.

Window Treatment

'I think your father's had one of his big ideas...'

'Darling - I think it's time to stop feeding the birds.'

The Food Chain

"That's it young man. . . No more energy drinks for you!"

'I wonder why scuba divers always fall backwards off their boats.'

"If you let down your guard, I'll walk over the moat."

"So what makes you think you're qualified for this job?"

"Bleeeee! It's plastic."

"...so it appears we were talking to his butt that entire time."

"Sorry mum, but I just don't get the decimal system..."

"I'm just going to ring the doorbell so I have a chance of a spot in the bed."

"The doctor thinks I need a hearing something or other."

"I figured out how to raise my grades."

Zeus's Caddy

"Uh Oh! Jehovah's"

"I did my report on time travel, but my dog ate my homework in the future."