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The Ed Sheeran Room

The Solitary 'Pleasure' Fisherman whose one desire is to get away from it all.

Wedding Day Itinerary.

'Darling - I think it's time to stop feeding the birds.'

Pushy Dog

"Boss, I guarantee you that my intentions with your daughter are serious."

'Please, could you me to Polish my diet!'

Paul Bunyan gets the leg-lengthening Operation

"....Reception on my tablet is so much better since I added wifi to my mule..."

'Mum, it's not fair: The principal said I was not allowed to take nuts to school anymore...'

''It's me or your stupid racing pigeons' I said - then immediately regretted it.'

'Yes doctor, it did hurt when you did that!'

"You heading south again this summer?"

"Young lady! You aren't going anywhere dressed like that!"

Man about dog relaxing in chair: 'He's a full-blooded recliner.'

'We've cut funding on research, so to compensate, we've increased the booth babe budget.'

"I not only respect women, I look up to them."

"Quick! Get your gun, Pa! Here come the suburbs."

Billy's clean room.

Vestibular Nerve: What it takes for a Vestibular System to wear paisleys with with pin stripes.

Mummy Mousehole

"Buses and 2 person carpools only"

"Do you have this in a flat brown sandal?"

Student to teacher: 'If my paper is late it's because I'm waiting for the most current event.'

With a sickening jolt, Mel realized the awful truth: he was being defended by a pair of court-appointed light-weights, against the sharpest prosecutors in the county.

Drawing board disaster.

'If they let me take you home for christmas, I'll be able to unwrap you with the presents...'

Ambrose's - for sale. Wonderful opportunity for a man named Ambrose.

'So, what have we learnt here? We do not have knife fights on the bouncy castle!'

'Oh... I was supposed to swallow the pill?!'

'You promised me a night of unbridled passion!'

Tetanus Jab

"We got a problem, Mrs. Claus got the sleigh in the divorce."